Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas…
 Oh Santa
 Santa's [bad word] and make him mine this Christmas
 Santa's [bad word] and make him mine, mine
 Oh Santa
 Santa's [bad word] and make him mine this Christmas
 Santa's [bad word] and make him mine, mine
 Oh Santa

Santa
 If you get this letter
 Won't you help me out
 I know you're kinda busy with your elves right now
 And I don't know how
 You do the things you do while I sleep on Christmas eve

But it's amazing
 And I bet that you could bring me back my baby
 Because every time I see Christmas lights
 I feel this burn inside
 And I just can't take it

I saw them shopping last week
 And his new girl was so bleak
 And then I swore to myself
 Santa's [bad word] and make him mine this Christmas night

Oh oh oh
 Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas
 Santa's [bad word] and make you mine, oh oh oh
 Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas night

Oh Santa
 I heard that it's really gonna snow this year
 So I [bad word] and them all the 8 reindeer
 Get you safely here
 So you can scoop him up
 And scoop him right down my chimney

I've been really, really, really good this year
 So put on that red suit and make him appear
 Make this Christmas cheer
 Just ain't the same without my baby
 [bad word] on oh Kris Kringle send me help

They say it's unrealistic
 But I believe in you Saint Nick
 So grant this wish for me right quick
 Santa won't [bad word] and make him mine this Christmas night

Oh oh oh
 Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas
 Santa's [bad word] and make you mine, oh oh oh
 Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas night

Oh Santa!

Oh Santa Claus
 If you get this letter
 Please don't make me wait
 Cause all December I'll be counting down the days
 So hop on your sleigh
 I promise that I won't forget the milk and cookies

The trees all sparkly and gold
 But inside I feel so cold
 So soon as you leave the North Pole
 Santa won't [bad word] and make him mine this Christmas

Santa's [bad word] and make you mine oh oh oh
 Santa's [bad word] and make you mine this Christmas
 Santa's [bad word] and make you mine oh oh oh
 Santa's [bad word] and make you mine, mine