You think I'm a lame duck
I don't give a blue [bad word] I'm living like crazy
driven to be lazy

I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love
I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love

I blush like a tomato
pale as a chipped potato
you're a real peach
just out of reach

I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love
I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love

We're all cooking the same goose
a recipe of fiction
I stew in my own juice
in another kitchen

I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love
I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy
Love has no body
No body has love

You think I'm a lame duck
I don't give a blue [bad word] I don't give two hoots
you're too big for your bossy boots

I love you, you dummy
I love you, you dummy