So you say you gotta know why the world goes 'round
And you can't find the [bad word] in the things you've found
And you're scared [bad word] less 'cos evil abounds [bad word] join us

Well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in
Full of adherent people with the same objective
family to cling to and call brethren [bad word] join us

All we want to do is change your mind
All you need to do is close your eyes [bad word] join us [bad word] join us [bad word] join us

Don't you see the trouble that most people are in
And that they just want you for their own advantage
But I swear to you we're different from all of them [bad word] join us

I can tell you are lookin' for a way to live
Where [bad word] is determined by consensus
Full of codified arbitrary directives [bad word] join us

All we want to have is your small mind
Turn it into one of our own kind

You can go through life adrift and alone
Desperate, desolate, on your own
But we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones [bad word] join us [bad word] join us [bad word] join us

We've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew
The world hates us, well we hate them too
But you're exempted of course if you [bad word] join us

Independent, self-contented, revolutionary
Intellectual, brave, strong and scholarly
If you're not one of them, you're us already so [bad word] join us
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