Old MacDonald had a farm
E-I-E-I-Oh my God
Thou shalt not take any more [bad word] 
And I'll split my sister in her [bad word] lip
 [bad word] 
I'll grab her by the hair
And swing her in the air
 [bad word] 
Twist my, twist my, twist my sister

Jimmy crack corn and I don't give a [bad word] 
I'll take a butcher knife and
And ram it in her gut
I'll do a chicken dance over her dead body
This is gonna hurt you more than me