This is a love song.

I did a [bad word] on your mum
I did a [bad word] on your mum
I did a [bad word] on your mum

And she rather liked it

I did a [bad word] on your dad
I did a [bad word] on your dad
I did a [bad word] on your dad

And he rather liked it

I did a [bad word] on your [bad word] I did a [bad word] on your [bad word] I did a [bad word] on your [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
I did a [bad word] on a tramp
I did a [bad word] on a tramp
I did a [bad word] on a tramp

And the [bad word] didn't even notice

I did a [bad word] on an eagle
I did a [bad word] on an eagle
I did a [bad word] on an eagle

Yeah, it was at a falconry display

I did a [bad word] on your laptop
I did a [bad word] on your laptop
I did a [bad word] on your laptop

Then I closed it
and squeezed it out the edges
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I did a [bad word] on Manchester