It is half past three and the chill is gone
It's the longest binge I've ever been on
I had so many pints, my mind stupefied
But through all the haze I still haven't cried!

Drink [bad word]  drink [bad word]  drink!
curse to you lads, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

It's quarter to five and I'm still going strong
It is the only place I [bad word] belong
To make it all end I the good Lord beseech,
Lying on the floor with my drink out of reach!

Drink [bad word]  drink [bad word]  drink!
curse to you lads, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

It is six in the morning, can't remember my name,
I see all the faces - they all look the same
puke on the floor makes a terrible stink,
But it's this steam that makes me want to drink!

Drink [bad word]  drink [bad word]  drink!
curse to you lad, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

(Drink [bad word]  drink [bad word]  drink!
Drink [bad word] ...)

Drink [bad word]  drink [bad word]  drink!
curse to you lad, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

It's now almost noon and the spinning has stopped
There be no more drinks to the floor I do drop
And there's Ol' Nick offering eternal pain,
He smiles as he sings this infernal refrain:

Drink [bad word]  drink [bad word]  drink!
curse to you lad, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

curse to you lad, a curse on your head,
Drinking pint after pint until I am dead
I just keep drinking and I don't know why,
But tonight is the night that I drink 'til I die!

Drink [bad word]  drink [bad word]  drink!