Lyrics:
One day I was sad and broke
I got fired because of this recession
I scratched my head, how could I make even one bill
All I could do was cry but that's how I figured it out

I'll bottle my tears and sell them to Sahara
Where the dry, arid land needs them so much.

Even the president herself heard of my idea
She thought that this is the solution for the problems in export business
Production would be cheap since Finland is quite a depressed country
And Europe would bring in more money than Africa 

So let's bottle the tears
We'll sell them to Baden-Baden
Where Finland's sorrows are pumped into fountains
Yeah, let's bottle the tears on the train to Baden-Baden
Where all the tourists bathe in them 

So the nation cried and the economy soon got back on its feet.
And the joy started but tears of joy aren't enough
The government pondered for a long time how to solve this crisis.
Until someone remembered how to remove the tax on alcohol.

And the tears are bottled again
We'll sell them to Baden-Baden
Where Finland's sorrows are pumped into fountains
Yeah, let's bottle the tears on the train to Baden-Baden
Where all the tourists bathe in them.