All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
 [bad word] to our tropical hideaway
You lucky people, you
If we weren't in the show starting right away
We'd be in the audience too
 [bad word] 
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room (repeat)

The bird Paradise is an elegant bird
He loves to be seen and it loves to be heard
Most little birdies will fly away
But the tiki room birds are here everyday
 [bad word] 
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
At the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room (repeat)

Da da da da da da da
We're singing in the tiki room
Da da da da da da da
Crooning in the tiki room (repeat)

The show is delightful
We hope you'll agree
We hope that it fills you with pleasure and glee
Because if we don't make you feel like that
We gonna wind up on a lady's hat
 [bad word] 
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room
All the birds sing words
And the flowers croon
In the tiki tiki tiki tiki tiki room (repeat)

Da da da da da da da
We're singing in the tiki room
Da da da da da da da
Crooning in the tiki room (repeat)