Do you wanna get a [bad word] job or do you wanna live your [bad word] dreams?

Well you know how, it goes, OH THERES
lot of people talking [bad word] and a lot of people in business clothes
But they're all [bad word] and they'll never know
What it's like being alive between money success and being on time

Oh how I wanna be an alcoholic
Drink until the day I die, passing out every night
For falling over, is how I wanna be remembered
Be remembered (Woah ho ho!)

Well I have heard that you have GOTTA HAVE PLANS
And you're nothing if you don't got expensive tie expensive pants
But fancy restaurants and universities don't mean much to me
Cause I'll be out rockin' and livin' out dreams

Oh I'll be havin', acid for dinner
And all the walls cave into one
Then all the [bad word] Everybody watching me get thinner and thinner
And waste away, and waste away!

Oh how I wanna be, an alcoholic
Drink until the day I die, passin' out every night
For kickin' your [bad word] is how I wanna be remembered 
Be remembered
Be remembered, be remembered