Who's that knocking upon my door?
witness of God with his sworn and his [bad word] 
I told them I'm a witсh, I said I'm [bad word] 
But that [bad word] still won't go away

There's no use starting a big discussion
There's a twisted answer for every question
Jesus loves me and wishes me well
But if I don't want him I'll burn in [bad word] 

They call you on the phone
They knock at your door
Approach you with their clipboard
When you're shopping in the store
Cold caller person, why can't you see?
Whatever you're selling is no use to me

They call you when you're eating
Or when you in the bath
Or when you're making love
That really makes me laugh
Why do they find it so amazing?
I don't want double [bad word] blazing

Tell them to [bad word] off, don't feel mean
If you don't want your windows clean
Who's that now? An insurance man calling
Slam the door, shout something appalling

Find out their adresses and their telephone numbers
Post them on the web and get ? asunder
Phone them all night and all that [bad word] 
Annoy them in the streets, see how they like it

What's this spam in my mailbox?
Selling viagra and cures for the pox
«Enlarge your [bad word] , what kind of that [bad word] 
Sends a woman a message like that?

We'll start a website, track them down [bad word] the [bad word] out of town
Phone them up, swear and cuss
Do to them what they do to us!