ok, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
who brought back their permission slip
because i know nobody wants to stay home
while the rest of us go out and make a day of it

cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside
and i lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride

they're starting something, and i don't want to begin it
they're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found
and i regret that [bad word] out of daytime minutes
and so i guess i'll have to wait a lot till 8 [bad word] around

ok, so, who doesn't own a cell phone
well i don't need to ask my friends
because i know mine was fastened to my jawbone
thanks to all those nights and weekends

cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun's outside
and i lost my phone to the lake beneath the batman ride

they're starting something, and i don't want to begin it
they're looking for trouble, but with me it won't be found
and i regret that [bad word] out of daytime minutes
and so i guess i'll have to wait a lot till 8 [bad word] around

when [bad word] to relationships i'm the dumbest one
and i don't mean just with girls, i mean with everyone
your illustrations always point out just what's wrong with me
it's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry

it's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
it's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like
it's chapstick, and chapped lips, and things like chemistry

can i relate to you the way you relate to me
can you help me out with my chemistry
i don't want to be precieved the way i am
i just want to be percieved the way i am