Dig a hole straight down
Try to swim with squids and drown
Forget to build an iron door
Use lava as your brand new floor

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Shoot yourself with a bow
Get hit in the face by a ball of snow
Trap yourself in a wall
Fight a zombie in a [bad word] brawl

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Keep a creeper as a pet
make a horde of pigmen upset
Gorge yourself, on rotten meat
Chill out in the nether while you try tweet

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Take gravel to the face
Greet an endermen with a warm embrace
Get into a skelly stew
I wonder what does this lever do?

Dumb ways to die, so many dumb ways to die, dumb ways to di-i-i-ie, so many dumb ways to die

Building a big castle while it's freezin'
Irritate a slime for no good reason.
Ride on a pig and jump straight into the void
Tell a villager his house has been destroyed
Forget your armor and go naked to the end
Ask the enderdragon to be your best friend

Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to die
Dumbest ways to di-i-i-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die