Here is the [bad word] to you every hour on the hour
(Here is the news)
The weather's fine but there may be a meteor shower.

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cure's been found for good old rocket lag
(Here is the news)
Someone left their life behind in a plastic bag.

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(Spaceworkers dispute in London today.
lightning strike by air shuttle officers
led to over 2,000 passengers being held up
for up to 10 hours to board flights...)

(Ten Eurotechnicians were today sentenced
by the [bad word] to be banished for life
to the prison satellite Penal One...)

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Another action filled adventure
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All the worst from the world convention.

Here is the news (the very latest)
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(... shares of Roboko Development are now climbing...)
(... a very great friend of mine...)
(... our regular scheduled programs...)
(... the latest report from the people down there...)
(... a tiny little detail...)
(... I'd like to say hello to everybody...)

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I wanna go home, I want my baby back
(Here is the news)
I wanna go back!

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Somebody has broken out of Satellite Two
(Here is the news....)
Look very carefully, it may be you, you, you, you...

(... the energy counsel today announced...)
(... the archbishop is waving to the crowds...)
(... the World Broadcasting Authority today announced...)
(... I think that's going to be alright, you'll have to wait & see...)
(... I'll call you back later...)

Here is the news.