Tim Tim plays for days in a maze
And there's a 
Minotaur Taur
Tiny Minotaur Taur
Little Minotaur Taur
Mini Minotaur Taur

Minotaur Taur
Tiny Minotaur Taur
Little Minotaur Taur
Mini Minotaur Taur

Cute little tiny little minotaur
Sitting in a cradle.
(Oooh)

He thinks that maybe it's a baby,
But it NAY BE!

I'm a tiny minotaur!
(Little minotaur)
Kill you any minute-aurr!

Minotaur Taur
Tiny Minotaur Taur
Little Minotaur Taur
Mini Minotaur Taur

Minotaur Taur
Tiny Minotaur Taur
Little Minotaur Taur
Mini Minotaur Taur

How do you defeat a mini minotaur?
Many mini minotaur taurs hate tar tar sauce
They are deathly allergic to tar tar sauce.

You'll be fine, do you have some tar tar, Tim Tim?
No.
You'll need some tar tar to kill him.
Oh.
Things are looking grim grim for Tim Tim.

(Aah!)

Wait, what is there in his tum tum, Tim Tim?
What?
It's a bottle of tar tar, Tim Tim.
Someone before you tried to kill him.

Open the jar!
Twist the lid off!
Open the jar!
Counter clockwise!
Oh!
Release tar tar
To kill minotaur.

Oof, tar tar! 
My only weakness!

I'm alive!
Stop singing songs about me, [bad word] my life!