I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 I told you in the first song, I’ll tell you in another.
 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 I don’t have a girlfriend my hand’s my only lover.
 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper.
 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman.

 I was walking down the street just the other day
 I saw these two fine [bad word]  they were walkin’ my way
 “Yo whatchu girls doin tonight?”
 is what I wanted to say
 but suddenly I panicked
 my voice started to shake.
 so I put my head down
 and I just walked away
 I had a bus to catch anyway,
 it worked out great.
 Got on the bus put my headphones on and pressed play
 Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and [bad word] Ace of Base.
 Yo, what can I say,
 it’s just a day in my life
 I’m up early in the morning
 in bed early at night.
 To be productive at work
 I gotta be well rested.
 Yeah [bad word] 
 you heard what I just said.

 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 I don’t like margarine I much prefer the taste of butter.
 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters.
 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 I have a hard time opening my eyes under water.
 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 and I’m not a huge Nicholas Cage fan.

 I’m from a
 lower-middle class family,
 me and my brothers and sisters
 played hide and seek,
 I have good memories
 from my childhood [bad word] 
 my favorite toy
 was my [bad word] fire [bad word] [bad word] 
 I used to play with that [bad word] all day long,
 until I learned about  from the Sears catalog
 and then I played with my [bad word] all day long
 about 10 times a day man, all year long.
 My favorite song [bad word]  I don’t like to admit it
 is a Celine Dion song
 from the movie Titanic.
 “Every night in my dreams,
 I see you…I feel you…”
 Every time I hear that [bad word] [bad word]  a [bad word] to my eye.
 Why the [bad word] did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die?
 Though I’m not afraid to say
 that I’m a sensitive guy,
 sticks and stones break my bones
 but it’s the words that make me cry.
 Like that time in Grade 3
 when a girl called me stupid face,
 she really hurt me,
 why’d she call me stupid face?
 Is my face stupid?
 How’s that even possible?
 person can be stupid
 but a face? That’s impossible.
 [bad word] happens all the time
 and you learn how to deal with it,
 Regular, everday, normal [bad word]  [bad word] 

 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher.
 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 When I got nothin’ to say I usually talk about the weather.
 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 I like the 1st Back to the Future but the 2nd one was better.
 I’m just a regular everyday normal [bad word] 
 I like red peppers better than the green ones.
 Ooooohoooooo…savin up my money
 to go buy a new dishwasher.
 Mine broke about 6 months ago.
 Mother [bad word] 
 Go Go Go Go
 Go shorty, it’s your birthday,
 Go party like it’s your birthday.
 I wasn’t invited, but it’s okay.
 I’ll just stay at home and play some video games.