[bad word] 
All my ex's live in Texas

and Texas is the place I'd dearly love to be
but all my ex's live in Texas
and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Rosanna's down in Texarkana
wanted me to push her broom
Sweet Eileen's in Abilene
She forgot I hung the moon
and Allison's in Galveston
somehow lost her sanity
and Dimple's who now lives in Temple's
got the law looking for me
 [bad word] 
I remember that old Frio River
where I learned to swim
but it brings to mind another time
where I wore my [bad word] thin
By transcendental meditation
I go there each night
but I [bad word] back to myself
long before daylight

All my ex's live in Texas
and Texas is the place Id dearly love to be
but all my ex's live in Texas
therefore I reside in Tennessee

Some folks think I'm hidin'
It's [bad word] that I died
but I'm alive and well in Tennessee