I'll wait here,
You're crazy,
Those vicious streets are filled with strays,
You should have never gone to Hollywood.

They find you,
Two time you,
Say you're the best they've ever seen,
You should have never [bad word] Hollywood.

I wrote you,
And told you,
You were the biggest fish out here,
You should have never gone to Hollywood.

They take you,
And make you,
They look at you in disgusting ways,
You should have never [bad word] Hollywood.

[Serj moans "now"]

I was standing on the wall,
Feeling ten feet tall,
All you maggots smoking [bad word] on Santa Monica Boulevard,
This is my front page,
This is my new age,
All you [bad word] put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

All you maggots smoking [bad word] out there on Sunset Boulevard.

All you [bad word] put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

Phony [bad word] to pray,
Look at all of them beg to stay,
Phony [bad word] to pray.

[The lines in the letter said "We have gone to Hackensack"]

Phony [bad word] to pray.
Look at all of them beg to stay,

All you maggots smoking [bad word] on Santa Monica Boulevard,

All you maggots smoking [bad word] out there on Sunset Boulevard.

All you maggots smoking [bad word] out there on Hollywood Boulevard.

You should have never [bad word] Hollywood.
You should have never gone to Hollywood.

All you [bad word] put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care.

You should have never [bad word] Hollywood.