I don't know dude...
I think everyone's all jealous and sh** cuz I'm like the lead singer of a band dude...
And I think everyone's got a f***in problem with me dude...
And they need to take it up with me after the show...
Because...

These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

So I get off stage right and drop the mic
Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like
'What's up ladies, my name's Slim Shady'
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby
They're all like 'Oh my god it's him'
'Becky oh my f***in' god it's Eminem'
'I swear to f***in god dude you f***in rock'
'Please won't you please let me suck your c***'
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yellin', all the hot babes
Throw their bras and their shirt and their panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kinda like sealin rivalry
Cuz they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think you're tryna steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rock star sh**, it's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me be

These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...
My band...

You just wanna see a [bad word] backwards don't you
Hey dad [bad word] we don't rap on proto
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in the van and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, yous a liar
And no I'm Swift (oh I thought you was Kuniva)
What the [bad word] is wrong with that dressing room
Cuz my sh** is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, see it's simple but
All I did was read [bad word] Simmons book
So I'm more intect, tryna get on the map
Doin' jumpin jacks whilin' get whipped on my back

Look at little punk [bad word] thinkin' he the sh**
Yeah I know man find himself takin on a flick
Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue
(No I had an interview not you two)
You gonna be late for soundcheck
Man I ain't goin' to soundcheck
But our mics are screwed up and his always sound best
You know what man I'ma say somethin
Hey yo You got somethin to say?!
Man no
I thought you bout to tell him off, what's up
Man I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man shut up
And you ain't even back me up when we s'posed to be crew
When I was bout to talk right after you
I swear, I swear man

These chicks don't even know the name of my band...
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands...
Cuz once I blow they know that i'll be the man...
All because I'm the lead singer of my band...

They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not
Once we sold out arenas to the amusement park
I'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the musics starts
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan
Every time i hear (Hey dude I love your band)
We ain't a band bi*** we don't play [bad word] So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent
And these guys they can find every area code
(Proof carry my bag)
bi*** carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way
(Who the f*** are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!)

***dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loop
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Till Kon Artis sl