You went out in [bad word] 
And can't tell if it shows
She's looking over a lot
And he's still in his work clothes

You can't talk to members of the opposite 
He starts to talk, they start to look perplexed
So with his eyes on the prize, and just a glance at her [bad word] 
He walks over, and he says:

It's [bad word] all night to sit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
Move around like your shoes don't fit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
Why is that cigarette unlit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
What's wrong? Scared [bad word] 
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit

Her friends are leaving,
She decides she's not going
She's been looking over a lot
And hopes it's been showing

She can't talk to members of the opposite 
She starts to talk, they start to look perplexed
So with her eyes on the prize, and just a glance at her [bad word] 
She goes over, and she says:

It's [bad word] all night to sit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
Move around like your shoes don't fit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
What's wrong? Scared [bad word] 
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
I don't care that your friends have split
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit

 [bad word] the really good bit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
Move around like your shoes don't fit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
It's [bad word] all night to sit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
Why is that cigarette unlit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit

I don't care that your friends have split
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
Move around like your shoes don't fit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
What's wrong? Scared [bad word] 
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit
It's [bad word] all night to sit
Get on the dancefloor, it's a direct hit

Hit, hit, direct hit
Hit, hit, direct hit
Hit, hit, direct hit
Hit, hit, direct hit