I got no papers, got no smoke [bad word] this night won't let me toke
Wanna get hooked up with Mary Jane
She ain't got none, I missed the train
Pushy pusher, got no friends
Until she's got her [bad word] in again
I got no crystals gleaming bright
I just wanna get high tonight
Feel that green go to my head
Wanna get blazed fore I go to bed

Tried old Johnny down the road
Says the feds just nicked his load
He told me that there's none about [bad word] I'm clucking down this drought
Looking for another clue
Got the name of some dodgy dude
Meet him at the Builder's Arms
Not that dodgy, full of charm
He's too spangled, in the zone
Gonna have to grow my own

Bought some seeds from the internet
Two working days and I'll be set
Light my lamps and sow my seeds
Snip and trim that sticky cheese
People told me watch your back
Peel an eye for the boys in black [bad word] knocking at the door
I'm out sparko on the floor
My mates ran out leaving me
Now I'm in jail with nobody