I'm [bad word] man!
I'm the Macintosh man, with the [bad word] scan.
Moving your files all across the land,
Some Photoshop photos and after dark,
Get your Microsoft office, express your quark.
Millions of colors with a view ram chip,
How about a system crash that will make you flip.
I'm [bad word] man!
Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop
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I'm saying Windows 95 with this plug and pray,
The response you want you have to go the mac way.
Lock right on as a personal guest,
You have Macintosh software on your desk.
Sending an email with your request,
If it's hardware you want baby count to this.
I'm [bad word] man!
Bee Bip Bip Boo Doo Bop
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(Repeat 10 times)