We grew up in the suburbs
Got guitars for Christmas
And started a punk rock band
Then we travelled the nation
Became a sensation
In our ’82 dodge van

Now we’re getting older and much more sober
And we’ve got some big [bad word] payments to make
The wife wants a handbag
The kids need some college
And we just need one hit single to break
Get ready here [bad word] 
This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

And now the label is so stoked
They don’t get the [bad word] joke
The downloads are off the charts
Like those bands on the TV
In the frilly tuxedos
The ones that break the young girls’ hearts
And now we can too

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

Who the [bad word] are we foolin’?
This isn’t what we really do
We had to borrow this keyboard
We only listen to Motley [bad word] But it’s gonna be really funny
Cos this song will be number one

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
really cool dance song
I can’t wait to hear the remix!

This song sounds like a dance song
Cos dance songs are cool now
So get up and shake what your momma gave ya
It’s our attempt at a dance song
really cool dance song
It’s gonna be a great big hit!

It’s our new sound!
We’re gonna...take it to the next level
You’re gonna hear us in all the clubs

Dudes, wait, the [bad word] just...dropped out
The [bad word] ..
No it doesn’t sound good anymore
It...I can’t find the rhythm...on the...deal
It’s...nah, it’s cool...no it’s not

ALRIGHT! We’re back!
We are dancing this is awesome!
We are dancing
Dancing, dancing, dancing
And we’re dancing, dancing, dancing
WOO!