High above the mucky-muck, castle made of clouds, 
There sits Wonderboy, sitting oh so proudly. 
Not much to say when you're high above the mucky-muck. 
Yeah, yeah. 
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? 
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now?

[spoken] 
Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman, 
archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with [bad word] to Wonderboy. 
What powers you ask? I dunno, how 'bout the power of flight? 
That do anything for ya? That's levitation holmes. 
How 'bout the power to kill a yak, from 200 yards away... 
with mind bullets! That's telekinesis, Kyle. 
How 'bout the power... to move you?

[sung] 
History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman, 
Riggah-goo-goo, riggah-goo-goog. 
secret to be told, a gold chest to be bold, 
And blasting forth with three-part harmony, go! 
Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? 
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from that mucky-muck man? 

[spoken] 
When Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces;
they formed a band the likes of which have never been seen, 
and they called themselves Tenacious D. That's right, 
[sung] 
Me! And KG! 
[KG (spoken):] That's me. 
[sung] 
We're now Tenacious D! [bad word] fly with me, fly! 

Wonderboy, what is the secret of your power? 
Wonderboy, won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck now, 
Oh! 
[spoken] 
Take my hand! 
Young Nastyman, we're gonna fly! 
Bring out your broadsword. 
There's the hydra. 
Slice his throat! 
And grab his scrote. 
You take the high road, 
I'll take the low. 
There, the crevasse, 
Fill it with your mighty juice.