I'm growing marijuana in my yard 
I'm growing marijuana in my yard.
I've got little pots of pot - 
Spread out all over the lot 
Cuz I'm growing marijuana in my yard.

I got the seed from Mexico
Stuck it in some dirt and let it grow
Put it in my garden with my peppers and my peas 
And I get all the smoke I need for free.

I'm growing marijuana in my yard, 
I'm growing marijuana in my yard. 
We keep it where no one can see - 
So let's keep this 'tween you and me, 
But I'm growing marijuana in my yard.
Yes, I'm growing marijuana in my yard, 

But I can't tell my boss or I'll get fired. 
I don't grow much just what I use - 
I work all day and when I'm through 
I smoke some marijuana from my yard.

Now the policeman wants to talk to me He says, 
How you gonna smoke up all that weed? 
He says, Money's what you're in it for - 
Don't you know we're in a war? 
Now I'm gonna haul your [bad word] downtown with me.

And I said, Hey, man, what is it to you?
How do I infringe on what you do?
I beg your pardon, 
if you're offended by my garden 
But I just can't grow Prozac in my yard.

So I grow my own medicine in my yard. 
I give some to my neighbor for his heart. 
I share it with my grandma, 
who keeps it from her son, 
Cuz we all know that stuff's against the law.

Now there's nothing growing in my yard 
Cuz the cops took all my land and both my cars. 
Now I have to buy my pot - 
From a teen-ager in a parking lot 
Who's growing marijuana in his yard.

Anyone can grow it in their yard 
I could show you how, it ain't hard. 
Never mind the president, 
Let's overgrow the government. 
And all grow marijuana in our yards.