Avast! 

We're a band of vicious pirates 
And we've sailed a thousand seas 
We're pillagin' your village 
And we're nommin' all your cheese 
 [bad word] to steal your shiny stones 
'Cos [bad word] out of puppies 
And if you try to stop us 
You'll be sleepin' with the guppies! 

We're odorous and rank 
We'll make you walk the plank 

Splice the mainbrace, swab the decks 
And hoist the colours high [bad word] rain or storm or gloom of night 
We're Pirats 'til we die 

Yahahaharr! 

Doors will never hold us back 
We'll blow 'em off their hinges 
We ain't afraid of anything 
Not spiders, heights or ninjas 

We're here to plunder booty 
We'll be takin' all your treasure 
We still to live, we steal to eat 
But we'd steal just for pleasure 

We'll smash your piggy bank 
And we'll make you walk the plank 

Splice the mainbrace, swab the decks 
And hoist the colours high [bad word] rain or storm or gloom of night 
We're Pirats 'til we die 

Hahar, can ya hear that, men? 
That be the sound of glory ringin' in your ears! 

Avast! 

Our enemies all sank, 
'Cos we made them walk the plank, the plank, the plank! 

Splice the mainbrace, swab the decks 
And hoist the colours high [bad word] rain or storm or gloom of night 
We're Pirats 'til we die 

Swab that deck there! 
And hoist those colours! 
Hahaharrr! 
'Til we die! 
Hahaharrr, til we die! 
'Til we die!