You wake up the alarm clock, the fans you do fan 
Wear high heels and stilettos, a hairy macho man 
The Buddhas are all uptight, they're all nervous wrecks 
Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless 
The angels are all junkies, weapon dealers on the game
The lions in the zoo their keepers try to tame 
You need [bad word] and weapons to get through the customs checks 
Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless 
You drive your car blindfolded and always in reverse 
If you see someone who drives well, at them you do curse 
Fall asleep in the morning, wake up and get undressed 
Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless 
When you meet the Queen you must always [bad word] 
If you make great music the critics call it art 
You wake up, your bed is neat, get up and it's a mess 
Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless 
Charities take money from the very poor 
The crowds all boo the player who a goal has scored 
The more nervous the moment the less it makes you stressed
Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless 
The dead have [bad word] back to life, the alive are now all dead 
And all the teachers in the school never a book have read 
The priest now curses you, the evil do you bless 
Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless 
If someone is disfigured at them you must stare 
And in polite society now everybody swears 
The more you clean your teeth, the more poisonous your breath 
Satan Satan Satan, Satan does you bless 
And if you leave your flat too early you will arrive late 
If you're careful with the crockery all of it will break