She is my drama queen 
She is so weird and reckless 
She is my drama queen 
She dangles from her necklace. 

Daddy's little bundle of joy 
Out of a magazine 
Everyone's drama queen 
Is old enough to bleed now. 

She is my drama queen 
Her life is now unfolding 
There goes my drama queen 
What do you think she's holding? 

Hey, little drama queen 
Or did you find your savior? 
Oh little drama queen 
You better call a lawyer. 

Daddy's little bundle of joy 
Out of a magazine 
Everyone's drama queen 
Is old enough to bleed now. 

Hey, little drama queen 
From New York to San Francisco? 
Everyone's drama queen 
I think she's going psycho. 

Daddy's little bundle of joy 
Out of a magazine 
Everyone's drama queen 
Is old enough to bleed now. 

She's old enough to bleed now, 
She's old enough to bleed now.