Cthulhu Fthagn --
 What a wonderful phrase!
 Cthulhu Fthagn --
 Say it and you're crazed!

It means "Cthulhu,
 Rising out of the haze!"
 It's a prophecy,
 We'll all soon see
 Cthulhu Fthagn.

Ahhh, yes!  Cthulhu Fthagn.  It's our motto, our slogan, our credo!

Oh, I hate that!

What?

Han Solo clearly shot first!

Not "Greedo", "credo"!

When he was a Outer God --
 When I was a Outer God!
 Easy on the reverb, sport. 

He found that his form lacked a certain appeal,
 All his glistening pseudopods made blood congeal. 

I'm a sensitive soul!
 At the end of the day,
 It hurt that my friends' flesh all melted away.

Oh the shame!
 Oh, the terrible shame!
 What a disgrace!
 Falling from grace!
 Till I decided to blame --
 Whose fault was it?
 The whole human race!

Yeah! What the heck where they doing hanging around with an acidic mass of flesh-devouring polyps, anyway?
 Hey! Can I help it if I'm an "ick" magnet? 

Cthulhu Fthagn!
 Now we're in for strange days!
 It screws up your noggin --
 Turns planets into buffets! 

And Great Cthulhu
 Spares whoever obeys!
 So get off of me,
 You monstrosity!
 Cthulhu Fthagn!

Cthulhu Fthagn!
 Cthulhu Fthagn!
 Cthulhu Fthagn!
 -- Wait wait WAIT! If we keep doing this, he's gonna show up!
 ... COOL!

It means Cthulhu,
 Rising out of the haze!"
 It's insanity,
 For humanity --
 Cthulhu Fthagn!

I say Cthulhu!
 And I say Fthagn!
 If I said Ithaqua,
 We'd need a toboggan!

Cthulhu Fthagn!