Well I was off my tree at Warrawee

After blowin a joint at Taren Point

Yeah I was off my face at Martin Place

After smoking 20 cones at Denistone

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The smoke was mean at Engadine

The smoke was good at Riverwood

But I smoked the best at Concord West

And I smoked the worst at Normanhurst

IT WAS BOGWEED IT WAS NO FRIEND OF MINE

I was [bad word] as [bad word] at the R.S.L

And I was blind by nine on the railway line

Yeah I scored from the barman at Artarmon

Yeah I blew out a yank at Meadowbank

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I was off my brain on a suburban train

After smoking green at Narrabeen

Yeah the mull is free at Kirrawee

And the mull is dear at Rydalmere

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I was stoned as a crow at Ultimo

And I was stoned as a fool at Liverpool

Yeah there was mull for sale at Canley Vale

And I sold it all at Warringah Mall

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I was off my dial at the shopping aisle

After havin' a bong down at Wollongong

Yeah the mull really bites at Berowra Heights

Brain cells die at Mt Kuring Gai

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Me lungs got brown at Campbelltown

And the hash made me shiver at Hawkesbury River

The bowl was bare at Woolooware

And we had marijuana mania at Sylvania

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The mull is rare at Miranda Fair

The hash is a star at Caringbah

The dopes in the hand at Sutherland

And I'm the number one muller in Cronulla

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