Upon a cross a nun will be hanged, she will be raped by an evil man
Knock spikes through her hands, things [bad word] she won't understand
You're a nun you haven't had no fun, living your life as virgin queen
I'm gonna change it and I'll get it done, tomorrow you won't be a virgin queen
C. U. N. T. that's what you are, you're C. U. N. T. yeah

I get it up, I get it up in the dark, I make her feel I'm not a holy man
Faster breathing, she's like a shark, she wants more, I'm gonna give her my cross

Nuns have no fun, They just have their fathers and sons
But I'll give them [bad word]  I never fail
Nuns have no fun, They just have their fathers and sons
But I'll give them [bad word]  I never fail

I get it up, I get it up in the dark, I make her feel I'm not a holy man
Faster breathing, she's like a shark, she wants more I'm gonna give her my cross

C. U. N. T. that's what you are, you're C. U. N. T. yeah.