1. Friday night is mine, I cut my hair,
I’m walking through the pub zone.
The noise of the city is in my ears,
All teenage girls are outside.

2. It’s quarter to nine and I’m too early
I drink my last lemon squash at home,
I go down to my local and tell a new joke,
But suddenly I hear some words

Her teenage voice was ultra high,
Oh, she is not my age,
I just wanted to have a Guinness,
She said sixteen, so what!

I really don’t like this kiddy style,
Oh, she is not my age,
I don’t wanna go to prison, 
She said sixteen, so what!

3. Forty will be a funny age
When I’m the owner of a nightclub.
The police chief will be my best friend
And I’m gonna dye my grey hair.

4. My girlfriend’s blonde and pretty,
I speed my posh car down the road
And now leave me your number and you can be sure
That one day, I’ll give you a call!

Her teenage voice was ultra high,
Oh, she is not my age,
I just wanted to have a Guinness,
She said sixteen, so what!

I really don’t like this kiddy style,
Oh, she is not my age,
I don’t wanna go to prison, 
She said sixteen, so what!