hii, fuu, hii, fuu, mii, yoo!

taikutsu ya ROKKU damashii tazusaete
hitorigurashi no bakuon jinsei
tennen no chouchin FUGU na poppeta de
machi wo KAOSU ni kyou mo makikomu
TSUNDERE wa INTERIJENSU no akashi nari
kyou mo kare ni wa naze ka kokurezu
takkyuu ni inochi wo sasage ashikoshi wo [bad word] tame ni DORAMU tatakou

konna BANDO demo yarase ja nee
konna MENBAA ROKKU ja nee [bad word] no wa ondo ja nee
tadoritsuku no wa nehan ja nee

warera wa MEIZU (Yeah!)
MEIDO sugata de
sanjou sanjou!
(ACHOO!)
kokora wa meido (Yeah!)
jiken genba wa
sanjou sanjou!
(ACHAA…)
muteki no MEIZU (Yeah!)
benpi wa nanzan
kanchou kanchou!
(ACHOO!!)
kiyoku tadashiku isagiyoku SHIISAIDO wa zessan! eigyouchuu!!
(okaeri nasai mase)

kowai me de shiroi [bad word] wo uchikaesu
yasashiki kokoro mune ni [bad word] [bad word] ja saishokukenbi ada ni [bad word] ashi wo sukuware kiyoubinbou
KY na funsuikami no PECHAPAI na [bad word] mizugi JASUTO [bad word] yo (monku [bad word] kaa!!)
kinpatsu ga kaze ni nabiita houkago ya
BEESU no oto de tsukkomi wasurezu

REA na SHOU daga shikomi wa nee
konna butai ni tehon wa nee [bad word] no wa MIKKU ja nee [bad word] no wa ofuro ja nee

warera wa MEIZU (Yeah!)
MEIDO ishou de
tanjou tanjou!
(ACHOO!)
toufu wa daizu (Yeah!)
sugoi ryouri de
sottou sottou!
(ACHAA…)
futeki na MEIZU (Yeah!)
kimitsu rousetsu
bousou bousou!
(ACHOO!!) [bad word] urusaku mutsumajiku SHIISAIDO wa akkan! sougyouchuu!!
(itte rasshai mase)

DORAMU, haribara [bad word] 
VAIORIN, tatsuno toshiko!
AKOODION, arashiyama hotori!
BEESU, kon futaba!

warera wa MEIZU (Yeah!)
MEIDO sugata de
sanjou sanjou!
(ACHOO!)
kokora wa meido (Yeah!)
jiken genba wa
sanjou sanjou!
(ACHAA…)
muteki no MEIZU (Yeah!)
benpi wa nanzan
kanchou kanchou!
(ACHOO!!)
sayaku tadashiku isagiyoku SHIISAIDO wa zessan! eigyouchuu!!
(MEIDO arigatou gozaimasu!)

One, two, one, two, three, four!

Bringing with me boredom and a soul of rock
 Living a solitary, roaring life
 With naturally puffed cheeks like a pufferfish lantern
 The town is swallowed into chaos again today
 Being a tsundere is proof of intelligence
 Today, I wonder why he didn’t confess to me again
 I will devote my life to table tennis,
 And beat the [bad word] in order to train my legs and waist.

Even this kind of band isn’t just a fake
 With these members, it’s not rock
 What we’re aiming for isn’t ondo
 Salvation isn’t what we want to get

We are the Maids, Yeah!
 In our maid appearances, we
 Arrive, arrive!
 (Achoo~!)
 This is the underworld, Yeah!
 At the scene of the incident is a
 Terrible, terrible spectacle!
 (Achaa-…)
 The invincible Maids, Yeah!
 Constipating is like giving birth, when you get an
 [bad word]  [bad word] 
 (Achoo~!!)
 Pure, upright, brave,
 Seaside is the best! We’re open!!
 [bad word] back!)

With those scary eyes, hit that white ball back
 kind heart is hidden within my chest.
 In the backstreets, being clever and beautiful has its downsides
 Even the jack of all trades trips over
 For that KY fountain-hair’s flat-chestedness
 The school swimsuit is a perfect fit (Do you have a problem with that!!)
 As my blonde hair sways with the wind, I haven’t forgotten
 The sound of my bass and after-school at all

It’s a rare show, but there’s no training at all
 There are no patterns to follow on this stage
 The mic isn’t the one who’s performing
 The bath isn’t the one I want to boil

We are the Maids, Yeah!
 In our maid outfits, we are
 Born, born!
 (Achoo~!)
 Tofu is made of soybeans, Yeah!
 With our awesome, cookin