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Yorozuya! ! mayonezu ha shinrabanshou nani nidemo taiou [bad word] o rumaiteiaitemu nandayo

mottokaketai mayone zu
taka karori to shira naide
kitto mina mo itsukahasou
mikaku no kakumei mayoryoshika

amatou sasou ichigopafe
jikaku [bad word] yamerarene 
isha mosasugani akirame te
nichi ni nichi ni chikadu ku tounyoubyou

aaaaaa fuzakenna
pafe nimo mayo wobukkakete
aa , tabeta ina
ima suguni

anone , mottoippai
matte choudai !!!
tari nka , tari nna
koitsuwo tome te !!!
Hijikata [bad word] jon !
chotto nagutte iidesuka ?

( sanmi amami ) ryoukou 524
umaika ? mazuiwatsu ! tsukue tataite
mottomotto kutsucchi yaouze
tottoto tabe royo inu no esa

taiko no mukashi kara tansuikabutsu to amai monoha au [bad word] shira neenoka ? Hijikata kun yo 
anpanshikari , keki shikariyoo
ne , risuna 

tende hanashi ni nanneena
maji de [bad word] mikaku dayona
uji gin toki donburi tabete miro !
o mae no mikaku ga kawa tteku
o hara ga midare te randebu ?
randebu ? maji ? randeb ?
aramayappari awa [bad word] ?
kawaya ni kakekomi 
aa , haki souda
o mae no mikaku zenhitei
aa , itoshii na
ma yo ne iwa seneeyotsu !

anona , chotto kii toke daiji na koto
pafe toka azuki ha majide kami daze
dattedatte gaman dekinaino
shinrabanshou mayonezu ( temetsu !)
itai itai tataka naide
sakata shi , sakata shi , [bad word] 
mate mate chotto nande tosshi !?
fu aji kute ishiki ga toono ita

Kanmi to Mayo de randebū? 
randebu? mata randebu ?
arama igai ni au [bad word] ?
mikaku ga hizun de 

mayo pafe

mayomayo shibori dase 
tou tou torimakure
Ha~a (*´ d `*) ha~aha~a (*´ d `*) ha~a kyō mo hora 
Mikaku ga [bad word] Mayotryoshka 

ne , ne , ne mottoippai sakatte choudai
sanmi mo amami mo ryouhou choudai
konna mikaku dedoudeshouka ?
zenzen mondai naidesuyo

mikaku houkai 524
umeena umeena sanmi to amami
zenbu zenbu umeejaneeka
isshoni famiresu itte koyo

ahahahahahahaha , ahahahahaha , haha , ahahahaha ....
ja , kyou mo mayonezu [bad word] !
oi oyaji i , mayonezu tanpin San jū hon !
jaa ore a meshi ni pafe [bad word] ! [bad word] , Hijikata kun yo 
jaa ore motto mayonezu kakechaumonne !