Lyrics to Bonnie and Clyde :
 My Dear Clyde
 I fell in love with you
 but I have to say
 that I love Bonnie, too.

 Your mouth is sugar sweet
 I like the way you kiss
 but, it's Bonnie that can move me
 with a whisper of her lips

 Oh, Oh I don't wanna choose
 I love my Clyde but I love my Bonnie too. 

 I also have a tommy
 He's my Tommy gun
 and when we go out drivin'
 We're shootin' for fun. 
 Well, it's a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven
 Oh, you know what happens when we get to eleven
 I love my Bonnie and I love my Clyde
 If you wanna get to heaven we can take yah for a ride

 Oh, Oh I don't wanna choose
 I love my Clyde but I love my Bonnie too.

 So I get dolled up and I'll shine my shoes
 and I'll wear that dress that takes away
 your blues
 Where we go, [bad word] too
 Let's hit the bank and get some booze

 Oh, Oh I don't wanna choose
 I love my Clyde but I love my Bonnie too.

 Well, [bad word] the cops. 
 It's the end of [bad word] 
 you shoot, I'll drive
 Bonnie get shotgun
 We'll take that road turn left turn right
 we can all kiss when their outta sight

 Oh, Oh I don't wanna choose
 I love my Clyde but I love my Bonnie too.

 We just can't shake 'em, and [bad word] #39; fast
 I knew this joy just couldn't last
 If I die here let my tombston read
 These last words I do do plead

 Oh oh I never hafta choose
 I love my Clyde and I Love my Bonnie too.