I sit in a yellow cubicle 
And I type at an orange screen. 
And I'll get a raise next Tuesday 
If I can keep my office clean! 
The women here ignore me. 
They call me "Scrawny Dan". 
But that's because they don't know me, 
They don't know who I really am! 

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM WOOKIE!!! 
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! I FIX THE ROBOTS!!! 
DON'T [bad word] CROSS ME!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!! 
IN NEED OF NO ONE!!! IN WANT OF NOTHING!!! 

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I HAVE NO HOME!!! 
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!!! 
DON'T [bad word] TAUNT ME!!! 'CAUSE I'M CHEWBACCA!!! 
I'LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF!!! I'LL KILL YOUR FRIEND!!! 

I think about my home planet 
When I'm in the conference room. 
I wear a coat and tie 
But my heart is filled with gloom! 
'Cause that [bad word] on the Death Star 
Would like to see me dead! 
Someday I'll tear off his black helmet 
And take a dump on his [bad word]  head! 

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I AM WOOKIE!!! 
I FIGHT THE EMPIRE!!! ON THE MILLENNIUM FALCON!!! 
YOU WANT PIECE OF ME??? YOU WANT PIECE OF CHEWBACCA??? 
I'M EIGHT FEET TALL!!! I'LL KICK YOUR [bad word] !! 

I AM CHEWBACCA!!! I'VE GOT NO HOME!!! 
MY HOME IS WHERE MY SPIRIT GOES!!! 
YOU CAN ALL [bad word] OFF!!! I AM CHEWBACCA!!! 
KISS MY [bad word] !! EAT [bad word]  [bad word] !! 
 [bad word] !!  [bad word] !!  [bad word] !!