I'm a lazy boy
there's no doubt about it
might take a miracle
to get me started
don't get me started
don't get me started again
son you better get up
you better get up while can

i make a dash in the lazy boy hundred
i start out slow but i lean back and pull you under it
the say [bad word] lags behind precision wasting
don't need a rear view
i know it's my smoke they are tasting

 [bad word] another traffic jam
i know i'm s'posed to use my brake
so on the gas i slam

you better get up
you better get up while you can

employed to crash the lazy boy hundred
don't need no luck we aim to suck just for the fun of it
they say you can't be kind tso don't you bother wasting
your precious energy is victoyry for they're tasting

i said [bad word] another crack pot scam
i thought that things wre going great
now that i'm on the lamb
 [bad word] another bunt grand skam
i think it's time to celebrate
now that [bad word] the land

you better get up while you can
i'm a lazy boy
there's no doubt about it
might take a miracle
to get me started
i'm a miracle
there's no doubt about it
might take a lazy girl
to get me started
don't get me started again
don't get me started
son you better get up
you better get up while you can