Peter's [bad word] picked another,
Pickle bearing [bad word] pepper,
Peter's [bad word] picked another,
Pickle bearing [bad word] pepper, why,

Meeting John at Dale's Jr.,
Winked an eye and point a finger,
Meeting John at Dale's Jr.,
Winked an eye and point a finger, why,

former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered,
former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered, why,

Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)

I-E-A-I-A-I-O,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why,
As we light up the sky,

Peter's [bad word] picked another,
Pickle bearing [bad word] pepper,
Peter's [bad word] picked another,
Pickle bearing [bad word] pepper, why,

Meeting John at Dale's Jr.,
Winked an eye and point a finger,
Meeting John at Dale's Jr.,
Winked an eye and point a finger, why,

former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered,
former cop, undercover,
Just got shot, now recovered, why,

Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter,
Fighting crime, with a partner,
Lois Lane, Jimmy Carter, (siren)

I-E-A-I-A-I-O,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why,
As we light up the sky,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why,
As we light up the sky,

Mine delusions acquainted,
Bubble erotica,
Plutonium wedding rings,
Icicles stretching,
Bycicles, shoestrings,
One flag, flaggy but one,
Painting the paintings of the alive,

I-E-A-I-A-I-O,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why,
As we light up the sky,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O,
I-E-A-I-A-I-O, why,
On the fourth of July.