WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE MARTIN FREEMAN
PUT ON [bad word] SCARF I’M GONNA ROLL IN NEW ZEALAND
BEFORE I LEAVE GRAB MY SHADES SO I LOOK [bad word] HIP
‘CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE I’M THE HOBBIT - YOU CAN SUCK IT MATT SMITH

I’M TALKING FEELING LIKE BILBO (BO)
RASPBERRY JAM’S MY HOE (HOE)
SHH BENEDICT DOESN’T KNOW (KNOW)
SOME PEOPLE CALL ME KITTEN
YOU COULD SAY THEY’RE SMITTEN
BUT IT’S BENEDICT I’M HITTIN’

DON’T STOP, I’M ON TOP
WAIT LET’S USE THE RIDING CROP
TONIGHT, IT’S JUST RIGHT
SO MANY FANGIRLS TO EXCITE
TICK TOCK, SUCK MY [bad word] 
THIS WET DREAM WON’T EVER STOP, NO
WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH WOAH-OH

 [bad word] AGAIN]

ON SHERLOCK SETS, I SHUFFLE, JOG, [bad word] AND FLOUNCE
I MAY BE POCKET SIZED BUT I’M HUGE WHERE IT COUNTS
IT MAY BE THAT GODTISS WROTE WATSON TO LOOK LIKE BLEEP OR
AM I BETTER THAN ADAM AT HAVING MOVES LIKE MICK JAGGER

I’M TALKING ABOUT HITTIN’ UP LOUISE BREALEY
TROLLIN’ TWITTER AND TUMBLR WEEKLY
‘CAUSE I’M MARTIN FREEMAN. [bad word]  PLEASE.

AND WE’LL GO TILL THEY CALL ME OUT, OUT
OR TUMBLR WANTS TO SHUT DOWN DOWN
TUMBLR SHUT IT DOWN, DOWN
TUMBLR SHUT DOWN

 [bad word] X2]

BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP
YOU SET ME DOWN
 [bad word] MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG
I’M ON SHELF
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
 [bad word] MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG

BEN, YOU LIFT ME UP
YOU SET ME DOWN
 [bad word] MY LEG, DON’T MAKE ME BEG
I’M ON SHELF
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
SOME ONE PLEASE HELP
SOME ONE PLEASE

NOW THE PARTY DON’T START TILL I WALK IN

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