New squeeze, take off your chemise
And I'll do as I please
I know I'm not any kind of heartthrob
But at the same time, I'm not any sort of slob

Yer my plaything, Yer my plaything, Yer my plaything
Yeah I'm wondering', yeah I'm wondering', what you're thinking
Yer my plaything, Yer my plaything, Yer my plaything
Yeah I'm wondering', yeah I'm wondering', how [bad word] I've been

New squeeze, unfold my body
I've ransacked myself, I've flat-packed myself for your ease
You know that the second I saw you,
I was rendered, the very voyeur

You're my plaything, you're my plaything, you're my plaything
Yeah I'm wondering', yeah I'm wondering', what you're thinking
You're my plaything, you're my plaything, you're my plaything
Yeah I'm wondering', yeah I'm wondering', how [bad word] I've been

I concur, I conquer oooooohh
I concur, I conquer oooooohh
I concur, I conquer oooooohh
I concur, I conquer oooooohh

I concur, I conquer oooooohh