[Intro: excerpt from the movie "Funny People"]
"I'm really stepping up my game
These [bad word] gotta start paying me for this
Can't get no more free Randy"

[Hook: Drake]
Got everything, I got everything
I [bad word]  I cannot
I don't even know how much I really made, I forgot, it's a lot [bad word] that, never mind what I got, [bad word] don't watch that cause I
Came up, that's all me, stay [bad word]  that's all me
No help, that's all me, all me for real
Came up, that's all me, stay [bad word]  that's all me
No help, that's all me, all me for real

[Verse 1: 2 Chainz]
Money on my mind, you should think the same
J's on, pinky ring
Dogging these hoes, I need quarantine
In the same league, but we don't ball the same
(Ah) She want all the fame, I hear that [bad word] all the time
She said she love me, I said, "Baby girl, fall in line"
Okay, made a million, off a dinner fork, watch me switch it up
Walked in, "Ill [bad word] alert! Ill [bad word] alert!"
You need that work, I got that work, got [bad word] in my condo
Just bought a shirt that cost a Mercedes-Benz car note
From the to Toronto, we let the metal go off
And my [bad word] so hard it make the metal detector go off
This that sauce, this that dressing, Givenchy, [bad word] God bless you
If having a bad [bad word] was a crime, I'd be arrested [bad word] 

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Drake]
I touched down in '86
Knew I was a man by the age of 6
I even [bad word] the girl that used to babysit
But that was years later on some crazy [bad word] I heard your new [bad word]  [bad word] hated it
Damon Wayans, homie don't play that [bad word] I get paid a lot, you get paid a bit
And my latest [bad word] is like a greatest hits
God [bad word]  ain't no wishing over on this side
Y'all don't [bad word] with us, then we don't [bad word] with y'all
It's no different over on this side
God [bad word]  should I listen to everybody or myself?
Cause myself just told myself
"You're the [bad word] man, you don't need no help"
Cashing checks and I’m bigging up my chest,
Y'all keep talking ‘bout who next
But I’m about as big as it gets
I swear y'all just wasting y'all breath
I’m the light skinned Keith Sweat
I'mma make it last forever
It’s not your turn ‘cause I ain't done yet
Look, just understand that I’m on a roll like Cottonelle
I was made for all of this [bad word] And I’m on the road box office sales
I’m getting paid for all of this [bad word] Ask you to please excuse my table manners
I was making room for the table dancers
‘Cause if we judging off your advances
I just got paid like eight advances
God [bad word] 

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Big Sean]
Ho, shut the [bad word] up!
I got way too much on my mental, I learn from what I've been through
I'm finna do what I didn't do and still waking up like the rent's due [bad word]  it's simple, I got y ladies, a whole Benz-full
And to them hoes I'm everything -- everything but gentle
But I still take my time, man, I guess I'm just old fashioned
Wearing retro [bad word]  that's old fashioned [bad word]  see what I'm saying, no closed caption
I paint pics, see the [bad word]  good , need to hit
Keep a bra on the floor year 'round like season tickets
I plead the fifth, drink a fifth
Load the nine, leave you split, in the half, smoke a half, need a zip
My new girl is on Glee and [bad word]  probably making more money than me and [bad word] I swear to God I got 99 problems but a [bad word] ain't one
I got 99 problems, getting rich ain't one
Like I got [bad word] issues, I'm sorry for the people I've pushed out
I'm the type to have a bullet-proof condom and still gotta pull out
But that's just me, and I ain't perfect, I ain't a saint but I am worth it
If it's one thing, I am worth it, niggas still hating but it ain'