Charlie: It's hard to explain, Itch. This joint is supposed to have everything, to be the best. But it's just too... I don't know, it's too...

It's too heavenly here
It's too peaceful and paradise like
Straight and narrow
And much too nice like
Endlessly sunny and clear
It's too heavenly here

It's too blissful to bear
Calm and quiet and much too mellow
All my brain cells have turned to jello
Every day feels like a year
It's too heavenly here

I need some action
I need some juice
That crazy kind of feeling
Of playing fast and loose
Some razzle dazzle
And a little stress and strife
I gotta get some life in my life

But it's too heavenly here
There's no way you can be a sinner
Roll the dice
Everyone's a winner
It's so legit and sincere
It's too heavenly here

What good's a hustler
Without scam
I'm wasted talent
That's all that I am
This operator
Is at the wrong address
'Cause there's nothing to finagle
And no one to finese

It's so heavenly here
Pure and perfect
Sublime and shining
Every cloud has a silver lining
Everyone's full of good cheer
It's so heavenly here

They're all so saintly
I just can't relate
There's gotta be an exit
Through that pearly gate
Behold the canine
Who's been cut down in his prime
I may have done the crime
But I can't do the time

'Cause it's too heavenly here
All Hallelujas and Hosannas
It can drive anyone bananas
I'm going out of my head
This joint is deader than dead
I'll give you eight to three
It's too heavenly...

...Too heavenly here