Koko dake no hanashi
Tonari no kurasu no sensei to
Onaji kurasu no a-san ga
Maa ikenai koto [bad word] da koto
Uwasa no tamago ga warechatte

Chika okufukaku
Kusari ni tsunaida okashina himitsu ga
Shibuya no ekimae de [bad word] no dansingu

“nakama ni irete ne”
“hanashi ni mazete ne”
Senzo daidai no dengon geemu
Nagare nagasarete kenzen ni
Ya rari pappara pappa ppara!

Minna daeki mamire no gosippu nyuusu
Nicha nicha hoobattenda
Oetsu ga dandan kuse ni nari
Kusare gedou ni hodasaretari
 [bad word] koto nai koto bakka no
Amai amai choko wo [bad word] aa
Shingi wa douare tenkabutsu darake
Umai esa wo [bad word] 
Kirei goto wa usokusakute
Gese wa na mitsu ga shinjitsu de sa
Anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou dayo
Anchoku dane

Naisho no ohanashi
Ima wo tokimeku ano sutaa mo
Rippa na ano daisensei mo
Toboketa furi no [bad word] mo
Ya dandan didan dandan didan!

Nounai wa nietatte
Shiri shiyoku ya [bad word] ga uzumaitenda
Kaado [bad word] basho wo [bad word] Bakudan kakae hohoendari

Gingami no nakami abakeba
Wakariyasuku hito wa [bad word] aa
Sono ura kossori dareka ga
Kuroi ame wo furasu no deshou

Amata no niizu ni kotaete
Rigai no itchi wo [bad word] dake sa
Anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou da yo

Tatoeba ano (beep) no (beep) ga
Jitsu wa (beep) tte iu koto
Sore wa mou (beep) de (beep) ga
(beep)!!

Mushikui ato no zangai ni
Anata naraba nani wo [bad word] 
Yamashisa ni haeta shippo wo
Tokubetsu tsukamasete [bad word] 
Miechau sore wa minai kedo
Mienai are wa mitai no desu
Nazonazo desu sono kotae wa nan deshou
“wakannai!”
 [bad word] koto nai koto bakka no
Amai amai choko wo [bad word] aa
Shingi wa douare tenkabutsu darake
Umai esa wo [bad word] 
Gingami no nakami abakeba
Wakari yasuku hito wa [bad word] aa
Sono ura kossori dareka ga
Kuroi ame wo furasu no deshou

Kirei goto wa usokusakute
Gese wa na mitsu ga shinjitsu de sa
Anata mo kai? sorya watashi mo sou da yo
Nanka yada ne