There were a dozen virgins
Fresians Danes and Franks
We took them for some fickin'
and all we got our [bad word] 
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Oh, we are Beowulf's army.
Each a mighty Thane
we'll pummel your asses
and ravage your lasses
and do it all again.The prettiest of the virgins
she was so fair and sweet.
I told her I'd a organ
For where to spread my seeed.
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The oldest of the virgins
she was a vandal lass.
I showed her my mighty weapon
and she showed me her [bad word] The fattest of the virgins
we took her for a [bad word] 
I gave her all me codpiece
she still wanted more.
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Her sister was from Norway
She cost me 20 groats.
She showed there was more ways
then oneto show me oats.Her mother was from Iceland
and she was very hot.
It took a whole [bad word] iceberg
to cool her burning [bad word] 
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