Extra, extra, read all about it!
 News flash, read all about it!
 [bad word] another scam and don't you doubt it
 May make you laugh, but it aint funny
 I can't believe the things they do for money
 Another show that needs to get rated
 Just gotta alittle bit more hatred
 We [bad word] this program to tell you
 Disco's out, Murder's in
 Kill it!

 Goody, goody, [bad word]  One more time, in slow motion
 The mountain [bad word] to Mohammad
 Let's keep our fingers crossed and maybe we'll bomb it
 La da de da da de de da da
 All kind of la de [bad word]  das
 Disco's out, Murder's in

 If you wanna go far, we'll make you a star
 Not looking for filler, just a serial killer!
 It's got to be violent to make it a highlight
 If we show it enough
 Well, everyone will think it's alright

 Disco's out, Murder's in
 Kill it! Kill it!