I was striking suave, ambitious
Feet to beak, so birdylicious
Now I'm vial, I am villain, and vicious, oh and malicious

I was tall, a TV show, women too
I was just whole, over 1 foot 2
Then the got a pretty parakeet to fill my shoes
That's why I am so evil why I do what I do

[He was superstar] So young and vital
[He nasty] South-American Idol
[He's a suspicious bird] Who sad that about me
[very vicious bird] I'll have you rotisseried

I was the king of telling novellas
The envy of all the other fellows
Then I was pushed out for a Pretty Polly parakeet from Paraguay they called [bad word] Paraguayan name

[He's a nasty bird] I'm insidious
[He's nasty] Oh I'm hideous
[He was a real macaw] I'm a [bad word] [An obscene bird] Yeah that word's [bad word] 
I'm a feathery freak
With a beak
bird murderer
You think you're better than me
I never heard of ya
I'm evil
I fill your cheese ball with weavils
I [bad word] on people and I blame on the seagulls
It was him

[He's a nasty bird] I'm invincible
[He's nasty] I'm unminceable
I'm unwashable, unrinceaple
Like an abandoned school
I have no principal

All of you Brazilian birds
All 18 million birds
I'll tell you what I'm going to do
I'm going to make you

Shut up now, shut up
It's just me

I will make you ugly too

Ha ha ha
Did you hear how dramatic that was
With the end