Bought myself a motorbike, to keep my head on straight
Two hundred is cheap but the bike don't work, two payments by mistake
By playing a game forever, buying fancy little toys
But I don't like dirty, lying, cheating, ugly little boys

Refrain:

I don't want no Gypsy Wedding
I don't need no Gypsy Wedding

There's a [bad word] on out in California, at a place called River Bend
Thirteen hundred and fifty down, don't seen too much to spend
Tax my pay, it's a [bad word]  put me in their files
I don't want them to tax my land, or be down in their files

(Refrain, repeat 4 times)