You came twice last year like a sears catalog 
 Cause your last boyfriend makes love like boss hogg 
 Well now youre seeing me but soon Ill have you seeing god 
 Cause girl Ill get you panting like youre pavlovs dog 
 Like a dc-10: guaranteed to go down 
 But baby your black box is the one that I found 
 Ill give you the gift that keeps on givin it wont cost you any money 
 Then she grabbed me by the ears and said kiss me where it smells funny 

 So down I go like Im 2000 flushes 
 I can tell Im doing something right by the way that she blushes 
 Shes one thats speechless, Im the one thats tongue tied 
 Shes thinking holy mackerel Im thinking tuna on the side 
 There must be something wrong with al pacinos nose 
 Cause the scent of a woman is like rotten tomatoes 
 Yeah Im snorkeling for clams and it doesnt matter if I wanna be 
 [bad word] up for air until you kiss me where it smells funny 

 Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base 
 I can tell that the cherrys ripe by the way it tastes 
 Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties 
 And then drink it while eating out down at the seafood shanty 
 Drop my face below her waist and stay on third base 
 I can tell that the cherrys ripe by the way it tastes 
 Yeah I could make a lot of wine with the yeast I find inside her panties 
 And then drink it while eating out down at the seafood shanty