NEVER MAKE PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T [bad word] THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE

HOW CAN ANGEL BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, LET'S GO

AFTER LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES.................................................................... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE............................................................... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?......................................................................................... WHERE'S THE [bad word] MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED [bad word] ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW DUK FOKKEN PIEL........................................................ NICE BIG [bad word] I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SOPHIE SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY...................................................... VERY [bad word] FANCY
I GOT CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, [bad word] ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS LUCKY CATCH OF GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR NAAI................................................................... [bad word] TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE.......................................................................... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS [bad word] S [bad word] ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI ME WIF BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?.................................................................................... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ..................................................... [bad word] "WHAT THE [bad word] DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU [bad word] [bad word] 
"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" [bad word]  CALL TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!...................................................................... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION

HOW CAN ANGEL BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND [bad word] PUSHING!

WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU [bad word] 
MY LITTLE BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!

SHE MAKES ME KILLER (X8)

NEVER MAKE PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T [bad word] THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE

IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES.............................. DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, [bad word] I NEED TO GO PEE!............................................................. KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE [bad word] AND I SEE THIS $COPIE........................................................................... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE CHERR