Dude you're pretty swoll have you been working out? Uh yeah, why are you looking? Oh no, not like that man, I mean, no homo. Ohhh no homo. Cool 
When you want [bad word] a friend (no homo) 
But you don't want that friendship to end (no homo) 
So tell a dude just how you feel (no homo) 
Say 'no homo' so he knows the deal (no homo) 
Hey yo man you got a fresh style (no homo) 
And you know you got the best smile (no homo) 
Your girlfriend is a lucky lady (no homo) 
But your looks would make a handsome baby (no homo) 
I like the way your shoulders fill out that shirt (no homo) 
It's hard to pull off but you make it work (no homo) 
Hey yo I kinda like your natural scent (no homo) 
Hey yo I kinda like the musical Rent (no homo) 
Man I cant decide who wore it best (no homo) 
But I'm feeling Diane Keaton's vest (no homo) 
I admit it I'm a fashionista (no homo) 
and I know every line of Mystic Pizza (no homo) 
and yo [bad word] this rose is something special (no homo)  [bad word] we should goof around and wrestle (no homo) 
lets hit the hot tub and take a dump (no homo) 
we're all friends ain't no room for [bad word] (no homo) 
Yeah man I'm really feeling buzzed right now (no homo) 

Are you really feeling buzzed right now? (no homo) 
Yo we should watch this [bad word] porno tape (no homo) 
but as a joke because we're all straight (no homo) 
man you could wash laundry on those abs (no homo) 
Yo I think girls look good in drag (no homo) 
Hey yo I've been thinking about posing nude (no homo) 
Hey yo I've been thinking about [bad word] a dude (no homo) 
Or we could 3-way 69 (no homo) 
Or human centipede in a line (no homo) 
Or some doctor could be hella fun ( no homo) 
Or yeah man I could do this one (no homo) 
Hey yo no homo but I wanna dress up like Dorothy 
and butt [bad word] a dude but I'm 69's morsey(?) 
Yeah no homo but I wish I lived in Ancient Greece 
to gave young socrates the illful release 
Hey no homo but today [bad word] out the closet 
and I scream it from the mountains like a [bad word] prophet 
those two words have set me free (no homo)  [bad word] it feels good to be (no homo)