Hello! Today I had some terrible morning
And I don't know what exactly has happened to me.
You [bad word] out of here, coz one more sec and I'll be roaring
Like a white polar bear, who is killing for free...

For [bad word] sake, where should I look for the reason?
Where is the source of this N-E-G-A-T-I-V-mood?
It's not because of the weather, not because of the season,
But why the [bad word] I'm so angry? Why the [bad word] I'm [bad word] 

Elder bro of my mind is very good on his duty, [bad word] at night when I sleep and brings a lot of mess:
Sometimes he makes me believe that I make love with a cutie,
Sometimes - that all of my friends are taken out by the death.

Aha! I got it - it was just scary dream.
The fear ate about a half of this wonderful day.
Everything has begun when this guy made me scream,
I woke up and in my head was: "something is not OK".

Sub mind, my friend, why do such horrible jokes?
You know that it's so easy to cheat your little brother,
When he is confused - he needs some serious help,
He [bad word] to the dad, but both of you don't have a father.